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1. Any reaction in which light it emitted, often without the generation of heat, by means of a chemical reaction
2. Light-emitting reactions arising from a living organism, such as the firefly or jellyfish.

1. A reaction, chemical or otherwise, that succeeds in creating a dim glow of recognition, cognizance, or humor.
2. A word that is completely and clumsily made up by the author.

Everyone with even an ounce of ambition harbors a faint hope of being famous (or infamous) for something.  A blog is NOT a good way to be famous. Countless blogs disappear into the sea of forgotten attempts at writing, poor or otherwise. Most start strong and then taper off, the writer discouraged that no one seems to care. I’m ok with just a handful of people caring about my blog.

This is not my attempt to be famous.  This is more closely defined as an exercise in discourse with no clear beneficiary. So to the poor historian who has stumbled upon this attempt at twenty-first century wit, my congratulations and condolences.

However, this being said, I was elated to discover that perhaps a few people do care. (Besides my mom, Cyndi, and Judy…hi guys!) A fellow blogger and Oklahoman spotted See Jenn Live and asked for some blogging advice. From me?!? Someone asked my blogging advice. Now the logical part of my head says that this is a perfectly normal thing. After all I do write for GeekMom.com and I’ve maintained this personal blog (with some lapses, I’ll admit) for long enough to have a few followers. That means that I must be doing something right. But to have that recognized outside the digital world, by a human who actually lives, breathes, has eyeballs, and knows me is a little bit astounding.

I can’t say for sure what, if anything, I actually contributed to her blogging experience. It felt a lot like me talking a whole bunch and her enduring me, sorry she asked. I know that wasn’t the case at all. I hope was able to be a semiluminescent resource for her. Best of luck, Oklaphobia!

And when your blog is turned into its own book my lawyers will be in contact with you regarding my cut of the profit as a consultant.

Ten More Things My Geek Brain Makes Me Do


Photo Art by Andrew Mason, Used by permission via CC License

After such an enthusiastic response from my initial article on the dumb, weird, and baffling things my geek brain makes me do, I’ve collected a few more and garnered the courage to put them out there.  These are, after all, the secret crazy things I normally keep to myself. After years of being the weird kid, I finally found that comfortable spot between being the cute, quirky chick and being totally and completely socially awkward. So here are more of my personal quirks I’m willing to share and hedging my bets that I’m not alone. And as always, feel free to share a handful of yours. I cracked up at the last batch.

  1. Sitting in front of my working computer with my email open, my phone will chime that I’ve received a new message and I will peck out a response on tiny on-screen keyboard instead of normal, human-size keyboard two inches from my hands.
  2. Poop jokes and general toilet humor don’t really strike my funny bone. They are fine, just not for me. However WORDS like rectal, flatulence, and fart make me giggle.
  3. I find Post-Its fascinating. Not just fun, cool, handy, or nifty. Absolutely fascinating.
  4. I try to turn my eyeballs to just the right angle to see that little speck of microscopic reflection from my glasses. I’m aware how stupid I look but don’t care. I can see creatures crawling on my eyeball! MY EYEBALL!**
  5. I keep score in my head. I gets points for various things throughout the day and I keep a running tally. No one else is playing; I just get points. (Things like coming up with a song in response to something someone said, winning a minor argument, not tripping up the steps when my hands are full, using my ninja skills to catch something, that sort of thing)
  6. I firmly believe I have dormant Ninja skills. (See Above)
  7. I’m prone to highly sympathetic reactions to movies. For instance, I’ve only ever received one speeding ticket in my life. It was right after I saw The Fast and the Furious. Having recently seen The King’s Speech, I have to consciously resist the urge to speak with my terrible, nearly-offensive-to-the-British-subjects, English accent. By the way, amazing movie. Go Brits!
  8. The rules of grammar be damned, in my head, ellipses and parentheses are perfectly acceptable to use repeatedly in writing…

    Comic from xkcd.com

  9. I worry that I have too many games on my iPhone and that I won’t look productive enough if someone steals it.
  10. I love colored Sharpies. I have the whole set. I smile when I see the Sharpie display and am compelled at the sight to profess my love aloud. I never use them. For anything. If I need to mark something with the ink of permanence I always use the black one. But I have the whole set. And I love colored Sharpies.

**Disclaimer: I know I can’t see germs on my eyeball. I know it’s just vitreous gel breaking apart. But germs just sound cooler. So I’ve decided that mine are germs.  Dang it.

A Sort-of Merry Christmas


Occasionally I find my reality thrown into harsh perspective.


It started the other day with a car wreck. Not my car wreck, some other poor unfortunate souls played real life bumper cars, therefore I got stuck in traffic.  Normally this would not have been an issue except that dinner time was fast approaching and I had my recently potty-trained three year old strapped in the backseat.  Visions of disassembling a wet car seat dancing through my head, I took the first turn-off I could. Although I drove this route every week, I’d never actually turned off the main road before. Thus we embarked on an impromptu vehicular adventure. (Translated here: I got lost.)

A few hopeful (hopeless?) turns later I found myself in an isolated little neighborhood, if a sad little collection of dilapidated buildings can be called a neighborhood. I’m not being judgmental at all. These houses were literally falling apart. It wasn’t something that even a fresh coat of paint and a few new panes of glass would help. That would just make for pretty colored health hazards now equipped with glass for the breaking. Normally the washing machine I noticed hanging out on the porch of one abode would have been the catalyst for a thousand redneck jokes. This particular washing machine was holding up the great portion of the roof.

This neighborhood was not abandoned. It was populated with families, old folks, children, teenagers, neighborhood cats, and memories of brighter days. Upon discovering an unmarked dead-end I was forced to execute a three-point turn and noticed a small child, probably not much older than my own, playing with a stick. Now my kid is known to play with a stick. Because she can. But she also plays with a toy kitchen, and my iPhone, and a slew of toys I’ve lost track of entirely. It could safely be assumed this child pretty much just had the stick.

The home that held the greatest impact for me was on Cherry Street. It had clearly been in a fire. The burn damage was pretty obvious, and nominally serious. Half the home should have been wrapped in blue tarp and left to the general contractor. Instead the family was still living there. They had even put up orange and red Christmas lights around the hole in the roof. At least they had a sense of humor about the ordeal.

I couldn’t help but think about my own complaints when stacked against that family’s situation. I grumble about the winter rain because it interferes with my can-tenna. It interferes with bedtime for them. I worry about my laptop rejecting its latest updates. They may worry about the insurance rejecting their claim.

Several lucky navigations later I made it out of that little neighborhood. As much as I wish I could do something nice for that family in the burned-out home, my sense of direction is so terrible, I couldn’t find my way back to it if I had a dedicated geo-synchronous satellite and the cool Google Earth car. But they can’t possibly be the only ones who are facing down this holiday with a little less certainty than I.

My daughter’s gifts are wrapped and waiting.  My personal treat for myself ordered and awaiting shipment. I have a feeling Santa will be generous this year. I’m good. But I’ve known years that Christmas was lean. I’ve known years where Christmas morning was nothing more than a morning. There were no gifts wrapped up pretty. We still had a great Christmas, my mom and I, that year when the budget just couldn’t budge. But I was older, 11 or 12. I wouldn’t want to try to explain why Santa didn’t visit to that kid at the end of the dead-end street.  The one with the stick. I’m incredibly blessed to have what I have this holiday season. I hope you are able to say the same.  Even if you are faced with that Christmas with no presents, you can still have a Happy Holiday.

All this gloom and doom and oh look at their sorrow really does have a point. It seems that donations for Toys for Tots and the Salvation Army are way down this year. This is an incredibly long-winded and unsolicited askance.  Grab a toy (Dollar General or Toys R Us, toys, to a five year old, are toys) and drop it off at your nearest drop-off location. It might make for a Merry Christmas or maybe just a Merrier Christmas, but either way, it’s better than a stick.

*Original post can be seen here, at GeekMom.com